Some people like to sit on the seat-dividing-groove. Not dance to it. Some like to fall onto the seat with all the mighty strength they can muster. Not with an ‘excuse me’. Some like to read other people’s text messages. We need voting booths for that.
What is a misplaced modifier?? Gee. And being scored as a Grammar God tells me nothing. I still don’t know what is a misplaced modifier?? Is that even taught in school? Or on a poster on the train?